
AnElephantCant deny he’s a thicko
He really is as dumb as a rock
Not very clever
Should never ever ever
Try to change anything cos he is a thick Jock
He finds it isn’t easy being grey
As that fabulous frog Kermit almost said
And he had charm and style
And of course a little guile
And something more than just mince in his head
Being grey isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be
Whether 50 dubious shades or otherwise
He is feeling quite bemused
But what he lacks in hues
He makes up for in his extraordinary size
So AnElephant did something different to his blog
And broke it as you see from its appearance
You may think this is a laugh
But his foolish little gaffe
Could cause him to estrange both his adherents
He thought it would look better with an upgrade
So he stumbled blindly round themes menus and widgets
You can probably guess the rest
He has no clue what he pressed
He hasn’t the most dexterous of digits
AnElephant has been kinda stoopid
He should leave well alone when it’s working
He has learned his lesson
Do not go a-messin’
There are always wee gremlins a-lurking
I like it and I think elephants are not stupid… I tried too but haha being stoopid I went back to my old one…..I do love your drawings as well as your rhymes. Very clever elephant! xx
AnElephantCant ever be cheeky
To Ute she is always so kind
But when he reads her words
He finds them absurd
He thinks his dear friend is going out of her mind
Going to give AnElephantCant a bit of good advice
If you want a change don’t think twice
Whatever you choose will certainly suffice
Always fun to give your page a little bit of spice
However you fiddle it will look real nice
Going to throw on your project a bit of cold ice
‘Cause actually nobody noticed your new device
A week or so ago I made a new background for my page.
Nobody said a thing.
AnElephantCant dispute it
He did not notice a thing
But there is good reason
The only thing that does please him
Is to listen to dear Meme sing
I know anelephantcan’t forget so I’m betting he figures it all out soonest, I hope, my friend!
AnElephantCant forget you say
Well this is a myth dear Penny
Passing years are the enemy
Of AnElephant’s memory
So he figures there have just been too many
Too many what?
Cooks spoil the broth?
Comments to answer?
Blonde jokes?
Nah, not that one …..
I can appreciate this, strange country, strange customs, it must be so confusing taking everything into consideration!
You are very kind and considerate to a poor dumb creature. Thanks and hugs
I think elephants are very smart!
AnElephantCant contradict a lady
Which he knows is true of Clanmother
But he says to you
You ain’t got a clue
Cos at this stuff he is a real duffer
AnElepfant can go back
To what he used to have
If only he would dare
To go back to the themes fare.
Ieonaa is clueless,
Having so many similar themes
Confuses her
But she doesn’t doubt
AnElephant can make it out
What theme he used
Even after so many themes perused.
If that one’s no longer to his liking
She knows AnElephant won’t go in hiding
There are many themes to see
And Ieonaa is awaiting thy.
AnElephantCant believe this
He thinks Ieonaa must be smarter than he
He is now seeing themes
In all of his dreams
So he has nowhere to hide, you see
Oh, Elephant, don’t fear
I’ve been though the same
With my picky being
I ruffled them.
Just take it easy,
Few a day
If this theme is not the one
And I’m sure that you find
One that you’ll at least half enjoy.
I like it!!
Thanks Len
But once again
AnElephant is going insane
A rest is as good as a change
Or a change is as good as a rest
But what AnElephant doesn’t like
Can always get on it’s bike
If you are thinking that is best
For me I think it’s not too bad though
AnElephantCant thank Alastair enough
For saying that nice stuff
Wouldn’t you guess
He got his blog in a mess
And fixing it is just too tough