AnElephantCant claim to be an expert
On these strange little dudes he calls gooses
That is just his caprice
Some folk name them geese
You’ll surely deduce that some words he abuses
In 1697 Charles Perrault
Wrote in French the Tales of Mother Goose
Yep the first Nursery Rhymes
Way back in those Ancient Times
Fortunately in English they’ve since been reproduced
If you wander a literary byway
Take care lest a goose bumps into you
6 may be a-laying
Someone may be a-slaying
The goose who lays Golden Eggs oh what a to do
But when he goes strolling down by the big river
AnElephant likes to give a wee toot on his trunk
To his great delight
The gooses rush to his side
And greet him with a hoot and a honk
It isn’t that they are so affable
It’s just that they want something to eat
So they have a quick gander
As he starts to meander
He has to be careful where he puts his big feet
If he has a wild chase around where the goose steps
His goose is cooked if he’s careless with his shoeses
AnElephant won’t say boo
But they really can pooh
That’s why in Scotland we don’t let gooses in oor hooses
I guess most spotted anelephantcant hiding under the table, but that’s also my favorite photo because of the conversation going on between the geese! Good One!
AnElephantCant hide under a table
He isn’t a secretive chap
But he can’t help the gooses
Because his excuse is
AnElephantCant find his map!
AnElephantCant hide from Emmy.
A wee picture under the table
Could well baffle
Gooses from Canada
But not me.
It’s good to beware of caca d’oie
It’s a color you could see
All over your shoeses.
Trop amusant,
Cet Elephant!
AnElephantCant hide from Emmy
AnElephant confesses and is heard
To say ooh la la
Voila le caca
Regardez mes chaussureses – et merde!
On dit que cela porte bonheur,
C’est peut- etre vrai
On ne sait jamais…
Mais la couleur,
C’est …berkk!
Un Elephant peut pas rimer avec berkk
He just doesn’t have too much luck
Despite all the pooh
That sticks to his shoe
AnElephant finds it easier to say yuck
Pac-Pac..Goose! Adorable, Pac Man.
AnElephantCant deny he’s adorable
As only AnElephant can be
But no point being nice
He cannot be enticed
Don’t forget he’s a pachyderm not a manny
a ferryman never forgets…;)
Lol careless with your shoeses…definitely my modern day Dr. Suess!
AnElephantCant hide his enjoyousment
Today he is brim full of luck
If you’ve never seen her
The lovely Christina
Is clearly a swan among ducks
That was fun but I find that gooses can be quite agressive. Love all your goosey terms!
AnElephantCant argue with gooses
They can be belligerent beasts
If he makes them cross
Then all is soon lost
AnElephant is quickly deceased
Oh no!! Keep well away then…..
An elephant could watch his leg
for he is so big
and might step on a goose
They won’t listen to any excuse
Goose is but is but a tiny creature
of the great mother nature
AnElephantCant step on a goosey
Although he has very big feet
If he goes astray
They move out of his way
He finds they are surprisingly fleet
Heheehehehe! We have tons of geese here too and you really gotta watch where you step! I bet you can honk louder than any goose out there with your big trunk!
AnElephantCant get upset here
He really does not give a hoot
But he never honks
With his tremendous trunk
He is a polite chap who just says toot toot
hehehehe cute.