Monthly Archives: August 2012

Summertime and the living is mince

Summer in Scotland Wind rain storm no tornado Don’t you just love it

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With no direction home like a complete unknown

AnElephantCant deny they are brilliant You gotta love Mick’s dulcet tones Best band in the world Just ask any girl She’ll tell you it’s The Rolling Stones 50 years since they started rocking Yet for some the memory still lingers … Continue reading

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Bee-Bop-A-Lula Tops Bee-llBoard Hot 100

Brought to you courtesy of The Bees! This week’s Top Ten Worst Puns in Pop Music History: 10. Bobbee Goldsboro – Honey 9.  Beetles – Happiness is a Swarm Gun 8.  Sting – A Winglishman in New York 7.  Frankie Valli … Continue reading

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Does a Bear Poo in the Woods?

AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discussed with you Sometimes it‘s not good It may even be rude To ask where all the animals pooh We all know that the woods are a jungle Where the poor … Continue reading

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Flying Spaghetti Monster for MeMe

AnElephantCant hide his admiration For Pastafarians –  they make us look sane They are fairly benign But Intelligent Design Makes them laugh till their sides have a pain The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Is a protest against misleading … Continue reading

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Mmmm, You See ’em

AnElephantCant contain his enthusiasm For Scotland’s new National Museum He can’t tell you enough About all the great stuff You won’t believe all these things till you see ‘em It is a great place to go with a youngster So … Continue reading

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Bee-fore the Flood

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