Upgrade Upset Uptight

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AnElephantCant deny he’s a thicko
He really is as dumb as a rock
Not very clever
Should never ever ever
Try to change anything cos he is a thick Jock

He finds it isn’t easy being grey
As that fabulous frog Kermit almost said
And he had charm and style
And of course a little guile
And something more than just mince in his head

Being grey isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be
Whether 50 dubious shades or otherwise
He is feeling quite bemused
But what he lacks in hues
He makes up for in his extraordinary size

So AnElephant did something different to his blog
And broke it as you see from its appearance
You may think this is a laugh
But his foolish little gaffe
Could cause him to estrange both his adherents

He thought it would look better with an upgrade
So he stumbled blindly round themes menus and widgets
You can probably guess the rest
He has no clue what he pressed
He hasn’t the most dexterous of digits

AnElephant has been kinda stoopid
He should leave well alone when it’s working
He has learned his lesson
Do not go a-messin’
There are always wee gremlins a-lurking

About AnElephantCant

An artist/writer/poet combination whose blogs reflect an approach to life that celebrates nature and takes a tongue-in-cheek view of most issues. So you get rhymes and doodles, photographs and comment. Irreverent and irrelevant. Occasionally funny, sometimes serious, mostly pointless. https://anelephantcant.me/
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21 Responses to Upgrade Upset Uptight

  1. utesmile says:

    I like it and I think elephants are not stupid… I tried too but haha being stoopid I went back to my old one…..I do love your drawings as well as your rhymes. Very clever elephant! xx

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  2. mixedupmeme says:

    Going to give AnElephantCant a bit of good advice
    If you want a change don’t think twice
    Whatever you choose will certainly suffice
    Always fun to give your page a little bit of spice
    However you fiddle it will look real nice

    Going to throw on your project a bit of cold ice
    ‘Cause actually nobody noticed your new device

    A week or so ago I made a new background for my page.
    Nobody said a thing. 😦

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  3. pennycoho says:

    I know anelephantcan’t forget so I’m betting he figures it all out soonest, I hope, my friend! 🙂

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  4. Clanmother says:

    I think elephants are very smart!

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  5. Ieonaa says:

    AnElepfant can go back
    To what he used to have
    If only he would dare
    To go back to the themes fare.

    Ieonaa is clueless,
    Having so many similar themes
    Confuses her
    But she doesn’t doubt
    AnElephant can make it out
    What theme he used
    Even after so many themes perused.

    If that one’s no longer to his liking
    She knows AnElephant won’t go in hiding
    There are many themes to see
    And Ieonaa is awaiting thy.

    🙂

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    • AnElephantCant believe this
      He thinks Ieonaa must be smarter than he
      He is now seeing themes
      In all of his dreams
      So he has nowhere to hide, you see

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      • Ieonaa says:

        Oh, Elephant, don’t fear
        I’ve been though the same
        With my picky being
        I ruffled them.

        Just take it easy,
        Few a day
        If this theme is not the one
        And I’m sure that you find
        One that you’ll at least half enjoy. 🙂

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  6. Alastair says:

    A rest is as good as a change
    Or a change is as good as a rest
    But what AnElephant doesn’t like
    Can always get on it’s bike
    If you are thinking that is best

    For me I think it’s not too bad though 😉

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