Monthly Archives: March 2013

Dancing Disa-Stars

AnElephantCant skip the light fandango He can’t do a Samba or Rumba He knows who his pals are When he dances the Salsa Because he looks like a dummy but dumber Herr Strauss’s compositions are wasted on this guy He … Continue reading

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Bandol Gold

AnElephantCant stay away from Bandol It is his favourite place in the civilised world A Mediterranean jewel So warm and so cool Just the thought of it makes his wee tootsies curl His hotel on a hill is Les Galets … Continue reading

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Mediterranean Medicament

AnElephantCant deny he’s ecstatic So delighted il parle Francais instead His Boeing 737 Transports him to heaven He is back on the shores of the Med His first stop is in sun-kissed Languedoc A little place called Valras Plage The … Continue reading

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Waiting – Friday Fictioneers

Friday Fictioneers AnElephantCant make a rhyme this week And his story has double the words So you can poo poo him You can even sue him Or just read every second verse The idea is to write a very short … Continue reading

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Light-heartedly Half-hearted*

AnElephantCant claim to have politesse It is his rudeness that sets him apart In this post he proves it Any doubt he removes it He explains the international fart AnElephant’s mummy is a sensitive creature He takes very good care … Continue reading

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For Honest Men and Bonnie Lasses

In his sleep he takes a bus trip To a town on the Ayrshire coast He remembers going to school there He is still haunted by those ghosts It no longer looks the same of course In a dream things … Continue reading

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Pardon me boys, is that the Cat that Chewed your new Shoes?*

AnElephantCant keep on walking forever He doesn’t want to wear out his shoes He is just a big boy So his face beams with joy When his journey means he goes on choo choos It certainly should not surprise either … Continue reading

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