AnElephantCant help getting excited
It is a long-standing mammoth addiction
There is a good reason why
This is his first try
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When did you plan this?
Don’t go there, it doesn’t matter.
Please, tell me, I need to know, when?
I’ve been planning it for ages, ever since we had that argument at New Year.
That is what is behind all this?
I am surprised you are surprised.
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So am I going to die?
We are all going to die, sweetheart.
But am I going to die now?
I’d say that is becoming increasingly likely.
Why are you doing this to me?
You know why.
Why do you hate me so much?
Look, don’t start. Just drink it and get it over with.
Please, do I have to?
It’s your own fault. Drink it!
But why are you making me do this?
Because every time we go out for a nice meal to make up, you have to have the seafood.
Now drink your Milk of Magnesia.