AnElephantCant always be hilarious
Sometimes he is rather confusing
But this week he should
Try to lighten the mood
And go for something slightly more amusing
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I don’t see why we couldn’t put the roof up.
Let it go.
Well, it’s cold. And draughty with the top down like this.
Please, just leave it for now.
It will take another hour at least to get there, and I’m frozen! Can’t we just stop and get organised?
I do not want to stop! Not until we are at the beach. Our own little special secluded spot, remember? Where no one will see us!
Yes I know, but just the same ….
Oh for heaven’s sake, don’t be so soft!
I am not soft! Sorry for not being all macho like Clint Eastwood or whoever it is all those movies you watch!
Just shut up!
That’s not very nice!
Listen to me, this is your last warning! Do you want me to put you in the boot* beside your wife?
*For readers in the USA, boot is the British word for trunk.