For Richer or Pooh-er

Can a Kangaroo Poo by Phil Burns

Can a Kangaroo Poo by Phil Burns

AnElephantCant say he’s certain
If this question should be discussed with you
Sometimes it‘s not good
It may even be rude
To ask where all the animals pooh

We all know that the woods are a jungle
Where the poor rabbit is used by the bear
Do gooses do it in water
They really shouldn’t oughter
And do duckies doo doo as they fly through the air

It is bound to be the plan that a kangaroo can
And probably a toucan can too
But what about frogs
Armadillos and hogs
And those upside down things that hang in the zoo

Then there’s Winnie the Bear with Pooh in his name
And Tigger the bouncy striped cat
Does Winnie Pooh Pooh
And Heffalump too
Hee haw Eeyore he always asks that

The same question arises with pee-pee
You’d be impressed by a buffalo flow
A pelican can pee
But a pecan can he?
Nah he’s a nut so probably no

AnElephantCant pretend he’s an expert
There are creatures he has never knowed
The California Newt
Unless that’s a fruit
And bufo bufo the common toad toad

When AnElephant was just a wee piccolo
He could not have a pet in the house
Not even a dog
So he made a hedgehog
By sticking a thousand toothpicks onto a mouse

So he sadly ends up none the wiser
About the toiletry habits of the gnus
Do meeces wee wee for free
Behind a rock or a tree
AnElephant goes to the rest room for a snooze

About AnElephantCant

An artist/writer/poet combination whose blogs reflect an approach to life that celebrates nature and takes a tongue-in-cheek view of most issues. So you get rhymes and doodles, photographs and comment. Irreverent and irrelevant. Occasionally funny, sometimes serious, mostly pointless. https://anelephantcant.me/
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6 Responses to For Richer or Pooh-er

  1. RoSy says:

    A funny poohem!
    LOL on “So he made a hedgehog By sticking a thousand toothpicks onto a mouse”
    But- OUCH!

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  2. emmylgant says:

    AnElephant is soo punny!
    But how does a bear use a bunny?
    Is it a Scottish thing?
    And should I poopoo the whole thing
    Before I fall off my chair laughing?

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  3. Penny L Howe says:

    All I can say here, is if you’ve ever wandered (which I know you have) around the beaches by a river or ocean, the pooh of things (when it comes to birds and small 4 legged creatures becomes rather, well, obvious as we skirt about trying to miss stepping in same. When it comes to the elephant, as with all things she/he does make their presence known in that regard! Funny and fun, thank you! 🙂 xo

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  4. colonialist says:

    This subject is giving the best reason why
    The elephant bird, if brought back, shouldn’t fly!

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  5. Margaret says:

    Just wonderful.

    I say, can you hear me from there
    Don’t stick my nose up in the air
    There’s a terrible smell, you can always tell
    When an Elephant been everywhere.

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  6. Alastair says:

    AnElephant has done it again
    I have sat here and had a really big laugh
    The talk about pooh
    Coming from you
    But you never mentioned splatters from a giraffe

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