Lone Ranger in Danger – Alastair’s Sunday Photo Fiction

 AnElephantCant write this on Sunday
But today he explains the great danger
Of going out at night
Dressed all in white
Even if you are as famous as the legendary Lone Ranger

This is a weekly invitation to write a short piece of fiction (c. 150 words) based on a photo prompt (below) provided by Alastair.
Follow the link to see a shoot-out of stories.
But please read AnElephant’s quick-draw entry first.
Or perhaps you just want to sing along?
Da da rum da da rum da da rum ti tum …….
Hi yo, Silver, awaaaayyyyyy!!!!!

Copyright Alastair Forbes

Copyright Alastair Forbes

Lone Ranger in Danger

Ouch! What happened to me, Tonto?
You were attacked, knocked out and robbed, kemo sabe.
Groan! Where is my hat, Tonto?
Gone, kemo sabe, I got you this one instead.
But it isn’t white!
I know, kemo sabe.
And where are my beautiful clothes?
All gone, kemo sabe, I found you these instead.
But …
I know, kemo sabe.
And my guns?
Gone, kemo sabe, as are the silver bullets.
And this?
Your new weapon, kemo sabe.
But …
I know, kemo sabe.
So they took everything?
All except your mask, kemo sabe.
But what does this all mean, Tonto?
Very simple, kemo sabe.
What?
You have turned into Zorro, kemo sabe!

About AnElephantCant

An artist/writer/poet combination whose blogs reflect an approach to life that celebrates nature and takes a tongue-in-cheek view of most issues. So you get rhymes and doodles, photographs and comment. Irreverent and irrelevant. Occasionally funny, sometimes serious, mostly pointless. https://anelephantcant.me/
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6 Responses to Lone Ranger in Danger – Alastair’s Sunday Photo Fiction

  1. Frez says:

    Suivre la Voie Dictée par le Rank ..3

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  2. RoSy says:

    LOL – Being Zorro can’t be that bad.
    I’m thinking the Lone Ranger with flair!
    LR

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  3. Danny James says:

    One of my favorite shows. Somehow I was expecting “What you mean we white man”.

    DJ

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  4. Al says:

    Haha brilliant 😀

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  5. Very funny Sir Elephant. i only yesterday watched the Lone Ranger film.

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