AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

Merry Christmas by Phil Burns

Merry Christmas by Phil Burns

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas
If anything he acts even dafter
As the seasonal bells jingle
He feels his tactile trunk tingle
And his ears flap with joy at the laughter

He hopes this Xmas will be a white one
But he has to keep warm when it snows
The whole house will be rocking
When he hangs up his stocking
If he gets a cold in his nose

 He gets excited as all the small children
A million presents on a sleigh with reindeer
He keeps asking his mum
Will Santa get down the lum
Close your eyes dream sweet dreams never fear

He loves Xmas trees decorated with tinsel
Mince pies jelly and holiday cheer
Cards toys from Santa
From AnElephantCant a
Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year

Your Second Favourite Elephant sends Seasons Greetings to both his readers
(and their Mums)

About AnElephantCant

An artist/writer/poet combination whose blogs reflect an approach to life that celebrates nature and takes a tongue-in-cheek view of most issues. So you get rhymes and doodles, photographs and comment. Irreverent and irrelevant. Occasionally funny, sometimes serious, mostly pointless. https://anelephantcant.me/
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9 Responses to AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

  1. Merry Christmas to you and yours dear Brian. I feel blessed to have you as a friend and part of my family 🙂 BIG HUGS 🙂 xxx

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  2. Adam Ickes says:

    Merry Christmas to you,Sir Elephant.

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  3. Al says:

    I’m sorry, the Sanity Clause is null and void 😉

    Have a great Christmas my big MrElephant friend.

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  4. KOH  says:

    Happy holidays~

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  5. BeWithUs says:

    Sanity Claus?? LOL…well it is really a great time not to stay calm though…Merry Christmas, my dear friend!

    All the best to you and your loved ones in Year 2014! Cheers~ 😀

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  6. Anja says:

    Oh…now I have an image of AnElephant with a cold in his trunk. 😦
    Merry Xmas and all that, to my favorite AnElephant.

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  7. carentaylor says:

    Very Best Wishes to You and Yours I hope AnElephgantCant ever have a better Christmas! 🙂

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  8. How beautiful Sir elephant, my best wishes to you and your elephant herd, from all of us in the warm climes of the down under. Have a good one mate.

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  9. utesmile says:

    Merry Christmas to a lovely elephant. 🙂

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