AnElephantCant ever be impolite
Even when he feels distress
But he does not think it is funny
When he tries to spend money
And gets no help from Support at WordPress
Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time.
Rochelle invites us to create a story in 100 words.
And AnExasperatedElephant tries not to get too annoyed.
The idea is to write a very short story, circa 100 words, based on this picture prompt (below).
He does not know what this is.
It might be Superman’s toothbrush.
Or Barrack Obama’s baseball bat.
Or can it be a guitar, once played by Eric Clapton, weeping through the long fade-out of Layla?
He knows it is not a set of bagpipes, because they have a purpose.
He guesses it is not a pair of cross-country skis, because they take you somewhere.
Clearly it is not a St Bernard dog, because it provides succour to folk in need.
So is it The Dark Side of the Moon?
Or WordPress Support?
They seem, to AnElephant, to be equally inaccessible.