a pirate

pirate 6

pirate by phil burns

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you say you love a pirate
I think Sparrow is his name
I wonder if you ‘d love me if
I had his looks and wealth and fame

you love a secret agent
of course it is Bond James Bond
and though I am a Shcot like Sean
my double o is shadly shcorned

you say you love a cowboy
who is tall and tough as Clint
I saunter round with half-closed eyes
but you have not yet got my hint

and now you love a soldier
hero of wars long-gone
you know I’d fight the world for you
but you shake your head and yawn

you say you love a rock star
like Bowie or Mick Jagger
but I can’t dance or sing a note
and I just can’t fake that swagger

at last you love a normal man
who is creative fun and free
I don’t know if he deserves you
but he’ll never love you more than me

About AnElephantCant

An artist/writer/poet combination whose blogs reflect an approach to life that celebrates nature and takes a tongue-in-cheek view of most issues. So you get rhymes and doodles, photographs and comment. Irreverent and irrelevant. Occasionally funny, sometimes serious, mostly pointless. https://anelephantcant.me/
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15 Responses to a pirate

  1. That’s a pachyderm parade of possible pirates, but you are the pachyderm we prefer!

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  2. Al says:

    I think Mr Connery should watch out. Mr Pachyderm is going to take his crown of best loved Scot.

    An awesome poem, and as always, great to hear your voice.

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  3. Thanks for the reading…it was nice to hear your voice and it gave great new meaning to the poem!

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  4. Dale says:

    I have to agree with Rochelle. Why go for the unattainable when someone so real is right there waiting for you? And who can reshisht Mishter Connery… he shtill has it!

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  5. Dear Elephant,

    I don’t know how a girl could turn down such a poetic pachyderm. Well written and well read. Lovely verse to wake up to.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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