Category Archives: Daft Rhymes

AnElephantCant write poetry, but he can and does do daft rhymes

AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

Click here to hear AnElephant read his own rhyme: AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the … Continue reading

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Hallowe’en Scottish Style

Click here to hear AnElephant read his own drivel aloud: AnElephantCant contain his excitement As the end of October draws near His wee brain fair itches As he thinks about witches It is far and away the scariest night of … Continue reading

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Contrary January’s Imaginary Quandary

AnElephantCant solve his dilemma He finds himself in a pickle-filled quandary Tries the Nickel and Dime Can’t buy a good rhyme To start this absolutely brilliant blog about January AnElephant isn’t a big fan of Astrology So there is one … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Starman

AnElephantCant stop loving Mr Bowie Although his name is too difficult to rhyme His music is amazing If perhaps slightly crazy Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes but I can’t trace time AnElephant is down in darkest Yorkshire On a strange night in a mining … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading

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St Andra’s Fault

AnElephantCant tell you too much About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint According to tittle tattle He won us a battle So we seem to have no cause for complaint Now Andy is quite a busy chappie He is … Continue reading

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Remember Remember the Fifth of November

AnElephantCant explain to non-British Just why we celebrate the Fifth of November Every school kid is told About this scoundrel of old And we are told to Remember Remember In 1605 he got involved in What is known as The … Continue reading

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