Category Archives: Friday Fictioneer

The Tap – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant take to water He can never be compared to a duck He thinks it’s now time For a really awful rhyme Yep AnElephant swims like a rock Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our divine Water Diviner Rochelle … Continue reading

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Carry Out – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant keep this a secret He sadly has never been to Barcelona It does look exquisite But if he goes to visit He doesn’t know anyone so he is all alone there Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our … Continue reading

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Blizzard of Ice – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant take part in Winter Sports Although some ladies outfits do look rather nice His only complaint here is It looks rather dangerous AnElephantCant skate on thin ice Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our svelte slalomist Rochelle lays … Continue reading

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Fire at Will – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant play with matches This is something he long ago learnt He thinks it uncomical That his ears are so flammable And he does not want to get his trunk burnt Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our Guiding … Continue reading

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Well Trained – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant drive a big choo-choo He is not even allowed to get near a fast train He wants to be Casey Jones But he hears all the moans So he has to once more dauner home in the rain Once … Continue reading

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The Message – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant walk through that door He sees it is half way up a wall He can’t fly he can’t jump He lands with a terrible bump For some reason there are no stairs at all Once again it is Friday … Continue reading

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Band Night – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant play any instrument Not the bagpipes or a tuba or a drum He can’t even trumpet But like it or lump it He can bash out the rhythm with his trunk on his bum Once again it is Friday … Continue reading

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