Category Archives: Stuff for Children

Well, it is all kinda childish, but this is actually meant for 3-8 year olds

AnElephant Wrassles with Facile Sandcastles

AnElephantCant stay away from la plage He reclines in the sunshine with no worries or hassles What gives him great pleasure As he ponders at leisure Is watching little kiddies building mighty sandcastles They begin with a structure like a … Continue reading

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Gruff the Tragic Wagon

AnElephantCant stay downhearted for too long He can lift his spirits whenever he feels them start sagging He just sings along To his bestest favouritest song He knows all the words and nearly the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon … Continue reading

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Jack and the Beanstalk – Panto III

AnElephantCant really believe this tale He is not sure if it is just one of his dreams He is quite amazed Because the story says Jack swaps Mummy’s cow for what he believes are magical beans Now his Mummy is … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading

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A Fat Cat in a Hat Sat on a Mat

AnElephantCant go out in the sunshine Though he’s not nocturnal like a funnel-eared bat He tries to make sense Finishes his first sentence He can’t go out without wearing his hat He does like to get bien bronzé* But he … Continue reading

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AnElephantCant but a Pelican

Hey Ichabod did you quack quack Asked the first dog of the second No Sigismund it was not I I think it was the Pelican Come on you guys says Pomeroy Don’t forget the little duck She is not here … Continue reading

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The Little House that Walked

The little House is quite surprised When a Spaceship lands nearby Hey Spaceship what are you doing here? She is quite thrilled by his reply Hello nice to meet you little House I am just passing through I always stop … Continue reading

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