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Upgrade Upset Uptight

AnElephantCant deny he’s a thicko He really is as dumb as a rock Not very clever Should never ever ever Try to change anything cos he is a thick Jock He finds it isn’t easy being grey As that fabulous … Continue reading

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Lord of the Wrinkles

AnElephantCant help but consider Why we get hairier as we get older Where once he was svelte He is now growing a pelt He looks a lot like a large furry boulder Now of course he has always been quite … Continue reading

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