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AnOldElephant had a Farm Ee I Ee I Oh!

AnElephantCant always go to the seaside But there is no cause for alarm When he starts to feel down Wants to get out of town He takes a trip down to the farm He likes to mimic all the animals … Continue reading

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Breakfast in America

AnElephantCant argue that breakfast In the US is a substantial meal In Scotland our porridge Fills us up for a forage But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel The waiting staff are always so friendly Good morning and … Continue reading

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