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Animal Vegetable or Minstrel?

AnElephantCant always be serious Some animals just make him laugh A wee chunky donkey A wild funky monkey And there is nothing half as daft as a giraffe The kangaroo and alpaca amuse him Orang-utans have him holding our sides … Continue reading

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The Bow – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant bear untidiness He likes to arrange things with care Which is much admired Until he gets tired And sprawls quite haphazardly in a chair Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Master of Ceremonies Rochelle invites us to the … Continue reading

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AnElephant Mastodon Something Good

AnElephantCant deny he is ancient That thought does not make him euphoric He may have the odd wrinkle But his eye has a wee twinkle He refuses to be prehistoric He plans to tell no mammoth fibs here In fact … Continue reading

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Why Did the Hedgehog Cross the Road?

To see his flatmate AnElephantCant deny he is grumpy So this poem will make it official Cynical and hard-bitten He is totally smitten Yes AnElephant has met someone special What is the fastest cake? Scone. She tells awful jokes that … Continue reading

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Sabre-dino-dragons

The park can be a wondrous place Full of strange exotic secrets A twilight land of shadowy shapes And dark mysterious creatures T Rex and mammoth flourish here Imagination has a feast A creative mind (with AnElephant’s help) Conjures up … Continue reading

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