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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant

AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading

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The Buffoon’s Balloon Lampoon

AnElephantCant emphasise just how much he loves Kids parties great songs with great tunes Ice cream and jelly To fill his big wobbly belly But what thrills him most are the beautiful balloons It is small wonder that children adore … Continue reading

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Raining Cats and Doggerel

AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a collection But AnElephant is on … Continue reading

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The Elephants of Uist

    Once upon a time long long ago a great many elephants lived happily on the vast African grasslands. But the elephants of one tribe were less happy than the others. This was because they did not like too … Continue reading

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winter woes

AnElephantCant believe that it’s winter He just didn’t expect it this year It’s only December In Scotland remember So much for the season of cheer The railways are quite a fiasco The roads are all covered in ice Scotland grinds … Continue reading

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