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The Neighbours – Flash Fiction

AnElephantCant claim he’s a poet He can only churn out awful rhymes But this week is a breeze He writes one with ease Because in the photo he sees jingly jangly wind chimes AnElephant is invited by the lovely, and … Continue reading

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Musical Misses Are Hits

AnElephantCant find himself a Dream Lover He is pretty sure he must be doing something quite wrong He gets vividly vicarious thrills From all these different delectable girls Who he meets in these predominantly popular songs Long ago there is … Continue reading

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Rhino I’ll Never Find Another You

AnElephantCant climb a mountain and yodel That’s why he doesn’t cross the Alps with Hannibal But even he can’t go wrong With this delightful wee song Which he makes with lots of hit tunes about animals Now Elvis is AnElephant’s … Continue reading

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AnElephant Socks it to ’em

AnElephantCant always wear matching socks He really is not that well organised But he is not miffed He gets them as a gift And each morning they bring a smile to his eyes It all begins on his 98th birthday … Continue reading

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Dancing Disa-Stars

AnElephantCant skip the light fandango He can’t do a Samba or Rumba He knows who his pals are When he dances the Salsa Because he looks like a dummy but dumber Herr Strauss’s compositions are wasted on this guy He … Continue reading

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There Are Laces I Remember All My Life

AnElephantCant explain why he loves some things Which don’t bring a smile to most faces What can he say It is simply his way AnElephant just adores his boot laces Now you might think that he finds it awkward Because … Continue reading

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Seatellite of Love

AnElephantCant forget sensational Seattle A city of high elegant buildings He cavorts around Delightful downtown As though he is back in a playground with children He can have fun in all sorts of places It doesn’t take too much to … Continue reading

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