Tag Archives: fred astaire

I wish

Click here to hear the poet read his words: I wish I wish I could swim like a dolphin can swim As Bowie once said in a song If I could sing like Pavarotti could sing Maybe my world would … Continue reading

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Dancing Disa-Stars

AnElephantCant skip the light fandango He can’t do a Samba or Rumba He knows who his pals are When he dances the Salsa Because he looks like a dummy but dumber Herr Strauss’s compositions are wasted on this guy He … Continue reading

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The King and I

Not long ago I got involved in one of those conversations. You know the kind of thing – the meaning of life, is Scotland really the greatest place on earth (apart from the neighbours), what’s your favourite movie of all … Continue reading

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He Can’t Dance He Can’t Sing He Can’t Do A Jolly Thing

AnElephantCant tell if it’s a good idea To put his voice on this inter web thingy The next thing you know Folk will want the whole show They will expect him to do dancing and singing He does almost anything … Continue reading

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