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Happy Birthday Rabbie

AnElephantCant write poetry like Rabbie But then of course nobody can It is almost a crime To pen this silly rhyme As a tribute to an exceptional man January 25th is the birthday of Scotland’s National Bard, the much-loved Robert … Continue reading

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The Camp – Līgo Haībun Challenge

AnElephantCant deny he’s a japester He does like a chuckle or two He loves when the gag is To capture the Haggis And lets the others decide what is true   AnElephant’s offering for the weekly Līgo Haībun Challenge, courtesy of … Continue reading

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AnElephant Mastodon Something Good

AnElephantCant deny he is ancient That thought does not make him euphoric He may have the odd wrinkle But his eye has a wee twinkle He refuses to be prehistoric He plans to tell no mammoth fibs here In fact … Continue reading

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AnElephantCant Talk Nonsense

  I thought I saw a pumpkin But it could have been a starling Then I took Another look And saw it was a Penny Farthing I told my little brother That mummy was a spaceman He flew his plane … Continue reading

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Very Much Not the Olympics

    AnElephantCant be bothered with this nonsense He thinks he’ll just ignore it himself It is totally absurd With a list of banned words Like London Summer Olympic Games 2012   Yes these words are all quite forbidden By … Continue reading

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