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The Dragon – Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant ever be big-headed You never hear him boasting or bragging He can’t flit or fly Like a bird in the sky And he can’t roast chestnuts or potatoes like a dragon This is a weekly invitation to write a … Continue reading

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The Sheep – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant ever hurt an animal Although he occasionally sits on a cat But it is always an accident He does not set a precedent He is not happy when he sees that cat flat Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading

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The Cat, the Pigeon and the Porcupine – Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant resist playing to AnAudience When he last writes a 3-parter folk love it He sees Al’s photo of a wire Sets his sights a bit higher On a balcony quite far above it This is a weekly invitation to … Continue reading

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The End – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant worry about inter-planetary invaders He thinks spacemen and such like are daft He tries not to be mean But if they really are green Then AnElephant is just going to laugh Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Where … Continue reading

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Un Petit Bisou* From Me to You

AnElephantCant hide his embarrassment He thinks he just had a very close squeak To his great surprise Two friendly French guys Give him a smile and a hug and a kiss on each cheek Now in Scotland this is considered … Continue reading

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Hey, You, Giraffe My Cloud

AnElephantCant begin to describe it One of Ma Nature’s strangest and most beautiful creations As tall as a house As quiet as a mouse AnElephant has no rational explanation She is possibly AnElephant’s favourite animal Her height helps her to … Continue reading

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