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A Fat Cat in a Hat Sat on a Mat

AnElephantCant go out in the sunshine Though he’s not nocturnal like a funnel-eared bat He tries to make sense Finishes his first sentence He can’t go out without wearing his hat He does like to get bien bronzé* But he … Continue reading

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Star of Cage and Screen

AnElephantCant be a great actor He hasn’t the talent of Brando or Newman To win an Oscar He must be less bizarre The problem is that he’s not even human There have been some wonderful animals In movies some real … Continue reading

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