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waiting

Click here to hear the poet read his words: waiting there are nearly a thousand Tupperware things I’ve no idea what they are for there are pins and clips and bottles of stuff that never get used any more there … Continue reading

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like a strawberry

I love you like a strawberry I love you more than lime you can be sweet you can be sour but you are always mine I love you more than cola drinks As much as Irn Bru sometimes you fizz … Continue reading

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A Scottish Diet – This’ll Kill You!

AnElephantCant really deny it We Scots have the world’s worst diet Nothing we eat Whether chocolate or meat Tastes quite right unless we deep fry it Our staple grub is haggis and neeps* Which we don’t export so you should … Continue reading

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Waiting – Friday Fictioneers

Friday Fictioneers AnElephantCant make a rhyme this week And his story has double the words So you can poo poo him You can even sue him Or just read every second verse The idea is to write a very short … Continue reading

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Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma

AnElephantCant help killing the great songs With his usual murderous verse You may well have noticed That what he has wrote is Ungrammatical and about to get worse So if these songs were written in Scotland And not the good … Continue reading

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