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AnElephant and AnAngel

AnElephantCant write about angels He knows nothing of such ethereal things You perhaps think he should Try more often to be good So he can understand just why the heavenly choir sings But AnElephant does not scribble on these matters … Continue reading

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Splintered Thoughts on Winter Sports

AnElephantCant take part in Winter Sports Although some ladies outfits do look rather nice But what his complaint here is They look rather dangerous AnElephantCant skate on thin ice Ski jumping is the craziest activity Of this there is clearly … Continue reading

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Elephants ‘R’ Us

AnElephantCant keep it a secret Pachyderms come in many different shapes and sizes The little dudes up above Who you just gotta love Look a certainty to stroll off with all the prizes Acrobatics are not normally a strong point … Continue reading

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Sunshine SuperEle

AnElephantCant stop himself gloating He is swimming in the Mediterranean today The water is lovely He is feeling quite bubbly He is the only pachyderm in all of Medville Bay But he does feel a wee tinge of sadness The … Continue reading

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Rum Rhymes Fun Times Wind Chimes

AnElephantCant control the breeze or the wind Though he is dumb enough to try many times But nevertheless He is sure you can guess That AnElephant just loves to hear tinkling wind chimes The image at the top shows two … Continue reading

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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant

AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading

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AnElephant Makes the World Go Round

AnElephantCant claim he’s been everywhere This world is an enormous place But he gathers his thoughts Remembers one or two spots Where it’s best if he does not show his face He has family all over the US Here’s a … Continue reading

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