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Into Italy Intermittently

AnElephantCant ever stop travelling So he spends a short time in idyllic Italy He only speaks 3 or 4 words None of them useful nouns or verbs No one minds they still treat him humongousorially hospitably He visits friends in … Continue reading

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Elephants Over Easy

  Chef by Phil Burns AnElephantCant be let loose in a kitchen He’s like a bull in a China Shop He can’t stand the heat The egg has him beat His haute cuisine is a culinary flop He struggles with … Continue reading

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