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Questions Suggestions and Indigestion

AnElephantCant claim to be intelligent He can’t answer life’s great philosophical questions Like how does the Phoenix Know what he’ll be next And does garlic really aid the digestion If a fly is called a fly because she flies Why … Continue reading

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Rum Rhymes Fun Times Wind Chimes

AnElephantCant control the breeze or the wind Though he is dumb enough to try many times But nevertheless He is sure you can guess That AnElephant just loves to hear tinkling wind chimes The image at the top shows two … Continue reading

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