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Scottish Hallowe’en

Click here to hear the words read aloud: Hallowe’en nae bairn can contain their excitement as the end of October draws near each wee brain fair itches as they think about witches it is the scariest night of the year … Continue reading

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being sick

Click here to hear the words read aloud: being sick it isn’t funny being sick in the autumn it isn’t funny being sick at any time it isn’t fun when you suspect the bits and pieces you eject are as … Continue reading

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poetry

Click here to hear the poet read his words: poetry the words I write at eventide are different from early morning as darkness falls I search for peace pre-dawn I send a warning at dusk my lines come fully formed … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Starman

AnElephantCant stop loving Mr Bowie Although his name is too difficult to rhyme His music is amazing If perhaps slightly crazy Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes but I can’t trace time AnElephant is down in darkest Yorkshire On a strange night in a mining … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading

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St Andra’s Fault

AnElephantCant tell you too much About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint According to tittle tattle He won us a battle So we seem to have no cause for complaint Now Andy is quite a busy chappie He is … Continue reading

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aNeLephant and aNiPod

AnElephantCant understand his iPod It is kinda random he reckons When it decides to be to all intents and purposes dead A man on the interwebblogwhatsit said Hold down two buttons for more than 10 seconds Now more than seems … Continue reading

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