Tag Archives: rhymes

R.I.P. Starman

AnElephantCant stop loving Mr Bowie Although his name is too difficult to rhyme His music is amazing If perhaps slightly crazy Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes but I can’t trace time AnElephant is down in darkest Yorkshire On a strange night in a mining … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading

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St Andra’s Fault

AnElephantCant tell you too much About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint According to tittle tattle He won us a battle So we seem to have no cause for complaint Now Andy is quite a busy chappie He is … Continue reading

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Lucky Armour – Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant tell you how delighted he is He just has a mammoth happy attack He says cheerio And thank you to Joe But he is dead chuffed that his ol’ pal Al is back This is a weekly invitation to … Continue reading

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Did July When You Said You Loved Me?

AnElephantCant always be original Both his readers think that is hardly worth a mention He may be a bit of a dunce But of all thirteen or so months The seventh is his favourite he wants no misapprehension July is … Continue reading

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AnElephant is Blowin’ in the Wind

AnElephantCant say he always misses Bonnie Scotland There are some aspects of his homeland he is happier without Like the hail and the sleet And the snow-frozen feet And that brisk wind that blows his trembling trunk inside out In … Continue reading

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Magical Mystery Doer

AnElephantCant claim he’s a poet Some of his rhymes are a mixture of cataclysmic catastrophe and terrible tragedy But nevertheless He wriggles out of this mess And comes more or less straight to his point almost magically Because today he … Continue reading

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