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Porridge Portage Causes Sausage Shortage

AnElephantCant stop munching shellfuls of delightfully delectable peanuts But in wintertime he also devours delicious hot dishes Those you find in a skin They may be fat or thin AnElephant confesses his great love for all sorts of sausages Now … Continue reading

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A Scottish Diet – This’ll Kill You!

AnElephantCant really deny it We Scots have the world’s worst diet Nothing we eat Whether chocolate or meat Tastes quite right unless we deep fry it Our staple grub is haggis and neeps* Which we don’t export so you should … Continue reading

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