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Lazy Hazy Freezy Days of Summer

AnElephantCant live without sunshine Perhaps because he is growing old Although it is now spring He still needs something To keep out the interminable cold Maybe he should pop back to San Fran And spend some more time on the … Continue reading

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Owed to Autumn – 1p

With thanks and sincere apologies to John Keats (1795 – 1821), an English Romantic poet, who clearly did nothing to deserve that his beautiful words be treated so badly. Season of mixed and muddled metaphors Not even sure what you … Continue reading

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Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it

These 4 pictures were taken within the space of 1 minute on Sunday afternoon, September 16th. From almost exactly the same spot. Our thanks to the incomparable Mark Twain for the Subject quote above. AnElephantCant understand weather In fact he … Continue reading

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Summertime and the living is mince

Summer in Scotland Wind rain storm no tornado Don’t you just love it

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Very Much Not the Olympics

    AnElephantCant be bothered with this nonsense He thinks he’ll just ignore it himself It is totally absurd With a list of banned words Like London Summer Olympic Games 2012   Yes these words are all quite forbidden By … Continue reading

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Gelastic

The girls in summer dresses Are strolling in the streets The man you ask the questions Hands out answers just like sweets But he answers you in riddles That don’t make any sense And the girls all merge together In … Continue reading

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Summer in Scotland II

This is not a pond It is a grassy common Beautiful Scotland      

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